So some days my husband is more smart-alecky than others, and he was having one of those days.
We were sitting on the porch of the little house, which faces the back pasture, when we heard the sound of a truck coming down the driveway. The workers had gone home for the day, but all their equipment was out in the yard as usual. Randy got up and looked around the corner and said “Someone is stealing our sh*t”. OMG. You have to understand. He very seldom uses off color language, but wasn’t alarmed. I got alarmed and had to go look. Sure enough someone was taking our sh*t! Well, not OUR sh*t, but our workers’ sh*t.
Actually….our contractor had had a portapotty delivered for the duration of the construction and the company was here for the weekly pump out and freshen up.
So all was well and you just gotta love a man with a sense of humor.